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		<title>The latest and weirdest news&#8230;</title>
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		<title>About the Dash in our lives&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Jul 2010 01:35:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last night I received an email from a friend that made me cry. His partner and love of his life past away 4 days earlier, and only now &#8211; after the funeral, he was sharing it with friends that are living abroad. He sent the following poem in his email, and I decided to post [...]]]></description>
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<p>Last night I received an email from a friend that made me cry. His partner and love of his life past away 4 days earlier, and only now &#8211; after the funeral, he was sharing it with friends that are living abroad. He sent the following poem in his email, and I decided to post it on <a href="http://totally-useless.com">totally-useless.com</a> for all those that have not read it as, yet.</p>
<p><strong>After receiving two emails for copyright infringement I was forced to remove The Dash poem from this post. And in my eyes the accusations of copyright infringements are completely and totally useless, and out of place &#8211; but so be it.</strong></p>
<p>The Dash poem has touched the lives of so many people, and perhaps it will touch yours too, and make you appreciate more your own dash&#8230; See here <a href="http://www.thedashmovie.com/">The Dash Movie</a></p>
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		<title>Bloody Israeli Raid &#8211; so Totally Useless</title>
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<p>After watching the Turkish movie on the TV news, taken in real time on the flotilla attacked by the Israeli&#8217;s &#8211; I felt so sorry and outraged for all these people trying to bring aid and goods in Gaza and died for it. Such an unnecessary violence against what? While 80% of the populace in Gaza rely on international help for everything, and are uneployed? Than I read the <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100531/ap_on_re_mi_ea/ml_israel_palestinians">Yahoo News article in regards</a>, and saw how many comments were left. One of these comments I found very appropriate and well said:</p>
<p><strong>&#8220;If everyone cared, no body cried. If everyone loved and nobody lied. If everyone shared and swallowed their pride, we see the day nobody died&#8221; If only the whole world worked like that&#8230;</strong></p>
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		<title>Totally Useless Skills: The Cup Beat sounds cool ;)</title>
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Imagine being part of a band and everyone is using only kitchen supplies to create some cool music?</p>
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[youtube Q9nLMriNyIA]</p>
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